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Tales from Skype

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[7:38:37 AM] Ritsu: brb
[7:46:10 AM] Chris (aka Kagami): okay
[7:46:17 AM] Ritsu: TOO LATE
[7:46:20 AM] Ritsu: i'm back
[7:46:26 AM] Chris: GAH
[7:46:35 AM] Chris: WHERED YOU SPRING FROM
[7:46:44 AM] Chris: ITS LIKE TIME FLEW BY IN AN INSTANT
[7:46:48 AM] Chris: ONE MINUTE YOU WERE GONE
[7:46:51 AM] Chris: THEN THE NEXT
[7:46:52 AM] Chris: BAM
[7:46:52 AM] Chris: BACK
[7:47:06 AM] Ritsu: YEAH
[7:47:14 AM] Ritsu: I'M LIKE RAPTOR JESUS CROSSED WITH KYLE KATARN
[7:47:20 AM] Ritsu: A VERITABLE GOD OF SKYPE
[7:47:37 AM] Ritsu: AND CHRIS, LOOKING UPON MY WONDER AND GLORY
[7:47:43 AM] Ritsu: BLINDED BY MY BRILLIANCE
[7:47:52 AM] Ritsu: CAN ONLY THINK TO HIMSELF "WHO THE **** IS KYLE KATARN?"
[7:48:32 AM] Chris: I AM CHRIS
[7:48:38 AM] Chris: BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY MEMORY
[7:48:44 AM] Chris: I KNOW OF KYLE KATARN
[7:49:00 AM] Chris: HE IS OF STAR WARS
[7:49:38 AM] Ritsu: YES BUT OF WHAT PART OF STAR WARS
[7:50:03 AM] Ritsu: AND USING WIKIPEDIA IS CHEATING
[7:50:20 AM] Chris: UH
[7:50:20 AM] Chris: GAMES
[7:50:24 AM] Chris: STAR WARS GAMES
[7:50:29 AM] Chris: UH
[7:50:33 AM] Chris: UH
[7:50:49 AM] Ritsu: HAH
[7:50:50 AM] Chris: DARK FORCES?
[7:50:55 AM] Ritsu: YES
[7:51:00 AM] Chris: BOOYEAH
[7:51:05 AM] Ritsu: FINE
[7:51:12 AM] Chris: GOT IT IN ONE
[7:51:12 AM] Ritsu: PERHAPS YOU ARE WORTHY TO BASK IN MY GLORY
[7:51:22 AM] Chris: Chris PUTS ON SUNGLASSES
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[4/17/2010 10:26:13 AM] JenJen (aka Ritsu): hmm
[4/17/2010 10:26:18 AM] JenJen: did my internet just go down?
[4/17/2010 10:26:36 AM] Chris: dunno
[4/17/2010 10:26:46 AM] JenJen: apparently not
[4/17/2010 10:32:32 AM] JenJen: okay
[4/17/2010 10:32:40 AM] JenJen: NOW has my internet failed?
[4/17/2010 10:34:56 AM] JenJen: it's weird
[4/17/2010 10:35:01 AM] JenJen: it keeps cutting out... sort of
[4/17/2010 10:35:07 AM] Chris: check your cable
[4/17/2010 10:35:27 AM] JenJen: my cable is huge
[4/17/2010 10:35:30 AM] JenJen: bigger than yours
[4/17/2010 10:35:38 AM] Chris: my cable is non existent
[4/17/2010 10:35:44 AM] JenJen: HAH
[4/17/2010 10:35:46 AM] JenJen: I KNEW IT
[4/17/2010 10:35:48 AM] JenJen: YOU'RE A WOMAN
[4/17/2010 10:35:57 AM] Chris: wireless? uh? what?
[4/17/2010 10:36:11 AM] Chris: since when has cable been slang for p3n!s?
[4/17/2010 10:36:22 AM] Chris: weird, dirty, DIRTY americans
[4/17/2010 10:36:30 AM] JenJen: SINCE I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE YOU BLUSH
[4/17/2010 10:37:42 AM] Chris: WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME BLUSH?
[4/17/2010 10:37:59 AM] Chris: IVE KNOWN YOU FOR HOW LONG NOW
[4/17/2010 10:37:59 AM] JenJen: YOU'RE BLUSHING, CABLELESS ONE
[4/17/2010 10:38:01 AM] JenJen: DON'T DENY IT
[4/17/2010 10:38:10 AM] Chris: IM CHANGING THIS TOPIC
[4/17/2010 10:38:15 AM] JenJen: AHA
[4/17/2010 10:38:15 AM] Chris: KITTENS!
[4/17/2010 10:38:24 AM] JenJen: TYPICAL
[4/17/2010 10:38:34 AM] JenJen: JUST LIKE A CABLELESS ONE TO THINK OF CUTE THINGS
[4/17/2010 10:38:35 AM] Chris: PUPPIES
[4/17/2010 10:38:40 AM] Chris: ROBOTS
[4/17/2010 10:38:42 AM] Chris: DRAGONS
[4/17/2010 10:38:46 AM] JenJen: TOO LATE
[4/17/2010 10:38:52 AM] JenJen: YOU'VE BETRAYED YOUR TRUE SELF
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[7:59:41 AM] Ritsu: WAIT A TICK
[7:59:51 AM] Ritsu: you still have me nicknamed as JenJen?
[7:59:58 AM] Chris: yeah
[8:00:04 AM] Ritsu: how CUTE
[8:00:10 AM] Chris: SHUDDUP
[8:00:14 AM] Ritsu: I NEVER KNEW I MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU CHRIS
[8:00:35 AM] Chris: IT MEANS I SUPPLANT YOUR FACE FOR SOMETHING MORE FAVOURABLE TO THE IMAGINATION
[8:00:43 AM] Chris: ba zing~
[8:00:51 AM] Ritsu: YOUR DENIAL CHANGES NOTHING
[8:01:00 AM] Ritsu: COME INTO THE ARMS OF YOUR JENJEN
[8:02:54 AM] Chris: NO WAY I MANIPULATE THAT SENTENCE IN MY HEAD MAKES IT ANY BETTER
[8:03:05 AM] Ritsu: YOU CANNOT DENY OUR LOVE, CHRIS
[8:03:20 AM] Chris: CAN I DENY YOUR LOGIC?
[8:03:25 AM] Chris: CAN I?
[8:03:28 AM] Ritsu: MY LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE
[8:03:36 AM] Ritsu: MY LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE
[8:03:37 AM] Ritsu: MY LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE
[8:03:38 AM] Ritsu: MY LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE
[8:04:12 AM] Ritsu: I ROBOT REFERENCE ENDS HERE
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I wish i had access to my old skype chat logs. I could dredge up so much awesome. ;;
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What, more awesome then what Ritsu and I come up with?
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That's unpossible! Nothing is more awesome than me and Kagami! Our love transcends the bounds of humor!
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:<

I can think of a few from our conversations.
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Taiga wrote:I wish I had access to my old skype chat logs. I could dredge up so much awesome. ;;
Kagami wrote:What, more awesome then what Ritsu and I come up with?
Ritsu wrote:That's unpossible! Nothing is more awesome than me and Kagami! Our love transcends the bounds of humor!
Taiga wrote::<

I can think of a few from our conversations.

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We're not THAT bad, Shami. D:
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Maybe more of a warning for others, perhaps.
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[17:46:38] Jasper-nyan: i hear crows and chidren
[17:46:51] … sounds like a harpy
[17:47:20] Fyonr Jayn: I hear the news telling me that Cameron will be our new PM.
[17:47:30] Jasper-nyan: o-o
[17:47:38] … this is why i don't wach the news
[17:48:05] … never say anything like 'someone invented a way to eat cereal without bothering to go make it'
[17:48:14] … always just crap
[17:48:52] Fyonr Jayn: -.-
[17:49:28] Jasper-nyan: earthquakes, prime ministers... but never chocolate D:
[17:49:55] … can't they say something nice for once? =<
[17:50:03] Fyonr Jayn: That's because it's the news, not Mythbusters -3-
[17:50:53] Jasper-nyan: mythbusters? that just makes like less fun... except while you're watching it
[17:51:30] … it's like... half an hour of awesome... then you get a 'well the world just got less tantastical =<'
[17:51:31] Fyonr Jayn: I'm going to.. go over here now. -walks away-
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You seem very apathetic, Jasper. Your willful naivete is quite cute.
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[9:54:30 PM] Jasper-nyan (Taiga): we've been speaking in rhyme for hours on end
it's becoming an easier and easier trend
[9:55:00 PM] Jon (Ritsu): Speaking in rhyme isn't hard
Unless you are a total retard
[9:55:34 PM] Jasper-nyan: hard to not run out of ideas
[9:56:22 PM] Jon: In English, there are words that don't rhyme,
Using such words is surely a crime.
[9:57:13 PM] Jasper-nyan: we dont use these words in rhyme,
for it would get sill over time
[9:58:05 PM] Jon: The "rhyme time" rhyme is far too easy
Your horrible rhyming makes me queasy.
[10:00:06 PM] Jon: I do this a lot, pal. I'm a pro.
Rhyming against me is a big no-no!
[10:00:37 PM] Jasper-nyan: it's 6 am, dear jon...
and your ryhming is more of a con
[10:00:39 PM] Jasper-nyan: ugh... meh
[10:00:55 PM] Jon: I even get my rhythm correct.
It's a lot more creative than your utter dreck.
[10:02:07 PM] Jon: Shakespeare himself would be much impressed.
When it comes to rhyming, I am the best.
[10:02:42 PM] Jasper-nyan: at 10pm, it might be quite easy,
but at 6am with no sleep i feal rathe queazy
[10:04:05 PM] Jon: Oh please. How pathetic! I feel sorry for you.
All-nighters are something i frequently do.
[10:05:49 PM] Jasper-nyan: I used to do such, but it has been quite a while.
My biological clock has become as dull as the Nile
[10:06:58 PM] Jon: That rhyme makes no sense, you silly goose liver.
The Nile's not dull. It's naught but a river!
[10:07:55 PM] Jasper-nyan: Exactly, my friend, it IS just a river,
with nothing that interesting over there not hither.
[10:08:43 PM] Jon: The Nile is rich in culture and beauty.
To say it is dull is remarkably snooty.
[10:10:08 PM] Jasper-nyan: the ruver itself is naught but moving liquid,
to say it is cultured itself... well it's... umm... fffffffff
[10:10:18 PM] Jasper-nyan: gah
[10:10:22 PM] Jon: HEHEHEHE
[10:10:23 PM] Jon: I WIN
[10:10:25 PM] Jasper-nyan: bored of this now
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[6:11:14 PM] Chris: There was a widely held belief in Australia that controversies over spelling resulted from the "Americanisation" of Australian English;
[6:11:35 PM] JenJen: Americanization
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Technically, "Americanization" is an American word to begin with, so you were "Australiaizing" it. :P
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Yeah, I know. Still, that was a great line. Made me laugh.
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