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The excuses game:

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Ok... so the plan here is that I set a... thing... you've done wrong. You need to make up as many excuses as possible to justify doing it.

Only I may change the 'thing' and I may do it whenever I wish.

First off...

'Why haven't you done your homework, young Tiimy?'
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-The dog ate it!

-My mother took me to the zoo and I was doing it on a bench. Then a giraffe stole it from in front of me, and handed it to a monkey, who covered it in an unpleasant substance. It then threw it at a kangaroo who kicked it into the pond! It's true!
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--Klingon warriors do not do HOMEWORK! There is no honor in it, petaQ!
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-It's not my fault Miss... I didn't mean to burn it!
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-"spaceman spiff cooly draws his death ray blaster..."
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....i was playng portal....well thats true ...>.>....<.<....^^''
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OK! New situation. This time you've broken something. You choose what!

-Sorry mum... i didn't see your prized vase there... it should look where it's going!
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It was like that when I broke it.
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The ferret did it.... Sneaky little so and so ! :banghead:

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-I only pushed her! It was the stairs that did it!

-Sorry molly... I accidentally dropped a brick on your 50 cent CD. I didn't mean to... it just happened to be there where I dropped the brick.
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"Well whats your doll doing under my brick!"
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I didn't MEAN to put Ratty in the blender! It just, sort of, jumped out of my hand while i was pulling the stuffing out.
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"i thew it...you dodged..."
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The cat did it when it chase the mouse, papa.
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"it only smashed because you walked in and looked straight at it!"
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You knock it down last night when you were sleep walk, papa.
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lazysunside wrote:You knock it down last night when you were sleep walk, papa.
Maikeru.Y wrote:"it only smashed because you walked in and looked straight at it!"
lazysunside wrote:The cat did it when it chase the mouse, papa.
[these aren't excuses... they're blaming someone else D:]

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I thought "fragile" was Italian for "unbreakable"!
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So I guess the whole "bull in a china shop" is not just a metaphor, huh...
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What's a medicine ball?

I just thought the dog might may play catch!
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I thought a baseball and the glass window were best friends so i threww the baseball so they could hug!
Kyon: HARUHI! YOU DON'T LIKE TURNIPS!? BUT YOU WANTED TURNIP SOUP!!!

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Everyone knows china vases are made of glue, it's not broken!. >_>
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Now I know a "Complete Order" means somethings missing.

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I ran out of tennis balls, so I had to use your china mug.
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...*stares........walks away......
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Maikeru, that's not really an excuse =_=

I challenge you to make up a good one to get away with me pointing that out. :3
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...*stares at you....stares at broken vase...looks at you...points at cat....walks away......
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Yeah... that was a real "Nagato-ish" excuse.

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Sees skid marks leading to impact... Notices yellow paint on back bumper and says "The School Bus did it"....

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It's George Bush's fault. :cat_w:
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