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Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:59 am

-Data sync complete.-

Hello there people... I am the one known as Pandemonium [Data transit error: typo during registration]. Due to extraneous circumstances... most call me Jasper Entwistle. my current life span would be that of 16 years, 11 months, 351 days and 22 hours. As my data bank is corrupt in many places and I am inferior creation to 'Nagato Yuki' (More 'human')... I am unable to calculate a more accurate figure.

As most will have already seen... nothing is completely predictable (Birds changing colour, contact lenses with added affects and a certain cat for instance)... but I think I'm safe in the assumption that I'll be here a while.

My personal studies (I am no longer associated with the Integrated Data Entity) of Suzumiya Haruhi are... mundane at best: but I believe that my knowledge integrated with those of others would amount to more. Thus I am here to offer any and all service.

Post by **Shamisen** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:28 pm

Welcome to the fold ... Enjoy your stay with us..

*Beware of P*** bots*

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:44 pm

..Thank you for the reminder.

Yes, for those unable to access the data:

This is my second registration... last time my account was deleted automatically before activation. It would appear (data source: Shamisen) that, due to my email address being not.all.there@hotmail.com, and containing so many .s I was classed as a p0rnography bot and deleted.

It would, of course, not be the first time I've been called a bot... but still.

Nagato · Post by **Nagato** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:35 pm

As often as we get hit with those things, I'm not surprised a legitimate account got mixed in with the purge. Shamisen goes through them himself, by hand, every night to try and ensure this doesn't happen, but mistakes are inevitable. You have our apologies, and we're glad you bothered to reregister

Also, do I detects the presence of a fellow novel reader?

Post by **Kei** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:29 pm

Request processed. New data incorporated into matrix. Update complete.

Welcome.

bluemercury · Post by **bluemercury** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:55 pm

welcome to the madness.

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:07 pm

Nagato wrote:As often as we get hit with those things, I'm not surprised a legitimate account got mixed in with the purge. Shamisen goes through them himself, by hand, every night to try and ensure this doesn't happen, but mistakes are inevitable. You have our apologies, and we're glad you bothered to reregister

Also, do I detects the presence of a fellow novel reader?

You are not mistaken. I am indeed a novel 'reader'. I have so far aquired data up to the point:

-heading; 'The wavering of Suzumiya Haruhi'

-subheading; 'the melancholy of Asahina Mikuru'

I have yet to process remainder of data.

[note: As much as it may seem i'm role-playing... I have barely altered my speech patterns]

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I hope my compilation of level 2 datons shall be put to good use.

Erronious data can be restored by your model, correct?

Post by **Kei** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:18 pm

They're using a triaxillating modulation!

Quickly, charge the deflector dish to emit a chromoelectric pulse. That should trigger a particle cascade!

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:26 pm

I detect a fault in context.

Post by **Kei** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:30 pm

There is no fault... only Zuul.

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:24 am

Data imcompatible. Error.

Post by **Kei** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:08 pm

No... nooo.... nooooo.... YOU WILL DIE!!!

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:35 pm

Data synch with future position possible. I will not die.

Post by **Kei** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:18 pm

You don't know the power of the dark side.

AzgalathQ · Post by **AzgalathQ** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:24 pm

Ryoko wrote:You don't know the power of the dark side.

Heh... this guy thinks he's a Sith!

Welcome to our world.
It is much like your own but not so brightly lit!

We call it... the Dark Side.

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:10 pm

A form of localised sealed space?

Or are the lights malfunctioning?

Nagato · Post by **Nagato** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:37 pm

Pandamonium wrote:A form of localised sealed space?

Or are the lights malfunctioning?

A little bit of both. Probably.

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:32 pm

It's not impossible.
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I've just accessed data from the Haruhi novel stream. Currently browsing under the heading '7- The Intrigues Of Suzumiya Haruhi' and subheading 'prologue'

I was under the impression that the events of 'prologue' would be played out a little more... but hey. I now have data regarding Kyon's acsent into the ambulance, followed by Haruhi.

I shall examine further.

Kilocmdr Lin · Post by **Kilocmdr Lin** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:09 pm

no i believe thats it is an eddie in the space time continuum.

Post by **Kei** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:28 pm

Eddie? I love that guy!

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:38 am

[Blatant disregard for role-play <3]

Eddie it may be. but I'm not in a position to fix such matters. I'm sure Nagato/Asahina could do such a thing.

Kilocmdr Lin · Post by **Kilocmdr Lin** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:50 pm

just watch out for the couch

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:38 am

That one?

*points at TV displaying The last cricket 'ashes' games*

Kilocmdr Lin · Post by **Kilocmdr Lin** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:20 pm

i think it was a chesterfield? But what out for the Krikket warriors.

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:46 am

Hmm... indeed.

What's your spacecraft powered by?

And... look after your androids.

Jinto · Post by **Jinto** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:34 pm

Welcome

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:38 pm

I thank you. Though I should probably return the welcome.

Raykun · Post by **Raykun** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:16 pm

welcome

Taiga · Post by **Taiga** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:43 am

No addition to the conversation?

Yuuki · Post by **Yuuki** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:08 am

Welcome i seem to have not yet welcomed you too here even thought you were created and undertook this before me and we met yesturday but i feel random today.

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