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Kilocmdr Lin
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by Kilocmdr Lin » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:17 pm
Ryoko wrote: DUN DUN DUN!!!
no actually you can eat C4 and all that will happen is that ninjas will be on the lawn trying to kill you.
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by Taiga » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:44 am
My Art class is a harem game! =D
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by Dragon » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:50 pm
If life were like an anime...
You would have most likely not lived with your parents while growing up.
50% chance of living alone (if male, this would always change). 10% if female.
20% chance of living with one attractive female not of blood relation who took care of you.
20% chance of living with more than one attractive female not of blood relation.
9% chance of living with a blood relation.
1% chance of living with another male (if male).
Nearly every female would be attractive with more than half being impossibly built.
1 fourth of the guys would be clueless, 1 fourth perverts (or suspected to be), and 1 fourth both.
Leaving the last fourth up to random chance.
You would have a 90% of ending up in a 'Harem' situation (either male or female).
It will take you 13 to 26 (25 minute) episodes to eventually 'find' the 'right' person your 'in love' with.
Your 'romance' (never consummated) will have a 99.99% chance of ending in a 'tragedy'.
(Note* If it doesn't then you may not be living the 'anime' life. There is a sort of work around though. All you have to do is never actually acknowledge your love for each other or engage in any sort of romantic escapades without embarrassment and you can both live indefinitely.)
Finally, if you ever encounter something called 'Angels' or 'Eva's' your screwed .
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by Taiga » Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:58 am
No, seriously.
3 guys, other two have girlfriends...
Rest of the group (LARGE group) are all female.
...most aren't taken and pretty much all of them are really attractive. All are nice people with much different lives.
Harem <3
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by Dragon » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:11 pm
Pandamonium wrote: No, seriously.
3 guys, other two have girlfriends...
Rest of the group (LARGE group) are all female.
...most aren't taken and pretty much all of them are really attractive. All are nice people with much different lives.
Harem <3
You may want to go through that checklist I posted and keep a strong eye out for Angels...
oh.. and ...
good luck...
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by Taiga » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:22 pm
Angels? More like <Avatars> knowing the girls in my art group.
And EVAs? I'd probaby be screwed... yes.
Though... we'll see.
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by AzgalathQ » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:24 pm
"It's just a box..."
*kicks box*
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by Taiga » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:30 am
A wild Shamisen appeared.
*throws rock*
The wild Shamisen is watching carefully
*creeps closer*
The wild Shamisen fell asleep
Whut?
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by Shamisen » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:31 am
Enjoy the magic of every sunrise.
Wonder at the sight of snow.
Appreciate the joy of living in the now.
Upon tomorrow live a new life for a new day.
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by Taiga » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:05 pm
meow indeed.
actually... i think a hiss would be more appropriate.
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by Shamisen » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:35 pm
Hiss ??
It takes a lot to get this cat to hiss!
Meow and Purr... Especially where Yuki is concerned
Enjoy the magic of every sunrise.
Wonder at the sight of snow.
Appreciate the joy of living in the now.
Upon tomorrow live a new life for a new day.
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by Taiga » Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:11 pm
Couldn't agree more!
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by Nagato » Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:29 pm
Saving a turtle is not worth getting your car stuck in the mud.
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by Taiga » Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:33 pm
Simple answer to that: Use small, inventive boys.
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by Nagato » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:10 pm
Pandamonium wrote: Simple answer to that: Use small, inventive boys.
Good for wedging under the tires for traction?
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by Taiga » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:01 pm
Hmm... possibly. Or you could go ask Kyon.
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by Kilocmdr Lin » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:54 pm
I usually bring Lafiel along when I answer the door keeps the unwanted away
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by Taiga » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:35 pm
I use pepperspray =3
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by Kilocmdr Lin » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:18 pm
.223 beats pepper spray
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by Taiga » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:17 am
Very true I suppose. I could answer the door in my Tae Kwon Do kit... that's been known to intimidate people.
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by Kilocmdr Lin » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:41 pm
Ryoko wrote: DUN DUN DUN!!!
Actuality C4 is perfectly safe to eat, it won't detonate.
You could hit it with a hammer, light it on fire, run it over with a Mk84, shoot it, the list goes on.
I would also add that 110 trailers of MK82 and 84's make a good bed.
That is about 9,000 lbs of explosives
Oh almost forgot, we put cyanide it C4 now as a precaution to prevent people from eating C4 to get High.
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by Nagato » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:26 pm
That's because it requires an electrical current to detonate, if I recall correctly.
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by Taiga » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:57 am
Is it possible for you to recall incorrectly?
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by Nagato » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:15 am
Pandamonium wrote: Is it possible for you to recall incorrectly?
Very, since I'm no military otaku.
In fact, I have a rather intense disdain for all things that go boom.
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by Taiga » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:35 am
Yeah, I dislike guns, but I'm a bit of a pyromaniac. I also love bladed weapons.
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by Kilocmdr Lin » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:44 pm
Nagato wrote: That's because it requires an electrical current to detonate, if I recall correctly.
Not unless it has the correct energy level, all modern high explosives are very stable. You could also use detcord to set it off, light it on fire then kick it, WP will set it off, there are things what will do it.
We drag a live Mk82 or 84 on the ground just to see who could drag it farther.
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by Kilocmdr Lin » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:46 pm
Pandamonium wrote: Yeah, I dislike guns, but I'm a bit of a pyromaniac. I also love bladed weapons.
You dislike guns then you hate deflagration but you are a pyro.
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by Taiga » Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:21 pm
I dislike the use of guns. Not the actual killing... but the fact that it's just pullthetriggeryoudie
You're removing another life... it's more than that. Bladed weapons and martial arts require effort. That i don't mind so much.
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by Shamisen » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:21 pm
First thing that comes to mind .. Methinks this topic has strayed... (Hint hint)
Enjoy the magic of every sunrise.
Wonder at the sight of snow.
Appreciate the joy of living in the now.
Upon tomorrow live a new life for a new day.
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by Taiga » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:27 pm
Well... not really. It's first answer that comes to mind really. So meh.
Flying starfish <3
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