Project Haruhi

↑ Porridge is alright, but...
← I like Total better.
↓ Green eggs and ham?

↑ No thanks. I don't eat moldy food.
← Had a dream last night, Nagato Yuki had decided there was a "temporal distortion" and dragged me backwards in time - which makes no sense as Asahina-san is the time traveler - and I met up with my past self in 19 different time periods. We also ended up in some kind of Harry Potter world with magic and stuff, and then dragged back to my time just to watch myself wake up. It seemed so real and weird. And I remember waking up just to see what looked like me and Yuki disappearing into thin air. Weird dream, huh?
↓ Thinks it was actually real?

↑no, i don't
← What makes you so important as for Yuki to randomlly do this act?
↓Even i'm unworthy of such a feat.

↑ Huh?
← I'm hungry, but I don't have any tortillas.
↓ What to do?

^ No idea
< I think, as I was there at the time, she just chose me - or to be more exact, I grabbed onto her arm before she vanished and we both landed in another time - she didn't seem to mind this. Well... I got no idea why she'd check a "temporal distortion" anyway.
V Any clue?

↑not really.
← I asked her though, she simply told her she didn't even know of yuor existance, let alone doing that. And told me it was just a dream.
↓She knows where you live though

^ You mean she doesn't even KNOW of the ESOS Brigade?
< Scary how the members of my club seem to be direct real-life European versions of Haruhi's Brigade. I may be the leader, but I'm more like Kyon or Itsuki. I have a hyperactive girl member called Marie, she's French and seems to take Haruhi's stuff seriously. And I got a silent girl who has yet to speak her name to me, because she is nearly always reading something.
V Thinks I'm a little bit odd for having RL friends who resemble the SOS Brigade, even a little?

↑um, actually.
← I have been noted for being much like yuki. I'm not all the social, and read alot.
↓do you think i could meet this girl? She seems interesting

^ Doubtable. you can't "meet" her, she'll just ignore you and read without paying attention.
<
V Agrees?

↑I can talk to her still
← I'm much similer to her
↓I know how to talk to my own kind i would think

↑ Maybe you can, maybe you can't.
← the story - I burst into this unused classroom one lunch hour, and declared it as my clubroom. I saw her reading in the corner, and she seemed unfazed by the whole thing. I have yet to get a computer in there actually, though I'd probably only use it occasionally. I also still need a moé character, and a mysterious transfer student. And just across the hall, the I.C.T. room is. I wonder if there's a computer club in there...
↓ Thinks I'd regret my actions if I did what I'm planning?

↑it's funny
← It sounds so coincidetial, i'm starting to wonder if it's true
↓¬_¬

^ Not ALL of it is like Haruhi. For starters, none of us are Japanese, we're all in different years of school, we have no plans for a baseball tournament or anything like that, I rarely ever get what I want, same with the others there, as far as I know we're all humans, none of us have weird hair colors, we're not exactly what you'd call popular and the only chance we get to all be in one place for at least an hour is lunchtimes. But I'll bring the ESOS Brigade with me when I go to college, and start a college branch of it. EDIT: and the silent one doesn't wear the glasses, and there isn't a crazed killer in the school, never was.
< Can't believe he typed so much
V - likes these icons?

↑ Not one step further! Not one! Come no closer! I'll do it! I'll blow us ALL to hell! All of us! Me, you... and the worm...

← Oh... God... it hurts. My head... why doesn't it ever stop hurting... why? Please... please I can hear it! Moving! Pulsing! Just leave me alone!

↓ THE SUN! IT BURNS! Why does it burn? Why have we put the sun into a jar? And what did we do with that jar? We broke it all over our little world...

↑ Vampire.

← Actually, the kinds of people I'd like to meet are: Aliens, Espers, time Travelers, Sliders, Androids, Cyborgs, Vampires, Dogs with human intelligence and magic bananas.

↓ Thinks I need to start looking harder?

↑ Hi. also, not really.
← So wishes he was one of those... bar maybe the latter two.
↓ needs to lose their forehead

↑ Nope, that's where my brain is
← I like pie ~♪
↓ Is animé-obsessed?

↑unfortunatly ^^''
← spent two day's on a two week essay project and got A*
↓-giggles-

^ You. Are. Good.
< Thinks Illeina almost matches Yuki Nagato's intellect sometimes.
V Would agree?

↑w-what? ///
← changes subject
↓how are you fairing?

^ At what?
< Is noticeably too lazy to copy/past
V Quote?

↑"..."-
← me
↓...

↑ Yawn...
← Slept like a log.
↓ Is about to sleep.

↑ Nope
← Is a frequent user of the UTAU computer program. Oh, let me explain about UTAU. It's a singing synthesizer much like Vocaloid, only it's free and youcan create your own voicebanks with it. As a bonus, when you download the program you got a default voice you can use - Utane Uta - also known as "Defoko". However, to use her voice you need to convert your system language to Japanese and install Japanese fonts on the computer. Her voice is robotic, as she has no human voice donor.
↓ Understood any of it?

↑You already made me explain it
← somewhere on here
↓why the second time?

^ you've already explained it? I don't remember...
< Seriously
V any help for my memory?

↑ 2, 3
← 5, 7
↓ 11, 13

↑17, 19, 23
← 29, 31, 37,
↓41, 43, 47

↑ 53, 59
← 61, 67
↓ 71, 73

↑ 79, 83
←89, 97

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↑↑↑↑There you go.