Project Haruhi

-Data sync complete.-

Hello there people... I am the one known as Pandemonium [Data transit error: typo during registration]. Due to extraneous circumstances... most call me Jasper Entwistle. my current life span would be that of 16 years, 11 months, 351 days and 22 hours. As my data bank is corrupt in many places and I am inferior creation to 'Nagato Yuki' (More 'human')... I am unable to calculate a more accurate figure.

As most will have already seen... nothing is completely predictable (Birds changing colour, contact lenses with added affects and a certain cat for instance)... but I think I'm safe in the assumption that I'll be here a while.

My personal studies (I am no longer associated with the Integrated Data Entity) of Suzumiya Haruhi are... mundane at best: but I believe that my knowledge integrated with those of others would amount to more. Thus I am here to offer any and all service.

Welcome to the fold ... Enjoy your stay with us..

*Beware of P*** bots*

..Thank you for the reminder.

Yes, for those unable to access the data:

This is my second registration... last time my account was deleted automatically before activation. It would appear (data source: Shamisen) that, due to my email address being not.all.there@hotmail.com, and containing so many .s I was classed as a p0rnography bot and deleted.

It would, of course, not be the first time I've been called a bot... but still.

As often as we get hit with those things, I'm not surprised a legitimate account got mixed in with the purge. Shamisen goes through them himself, by hand, every night to try and ensure this doesn't happen, but mistakes are inevitable. You have our apologies, and we're glad you bothered to reregister

Also, do I detects the presence of a fellow novel reader?

Request processed. New data incorporated into matrix. Update complete.

Welcome.

welcome to the madness.

Nagato wrote:As often as we get hit with those things, I'm not surprised a legitimate account got mixed in with the purge. Shamisen goes through them himself, by hand, every night to try and ensure this doesn't happen, but mistakes are inevitable. You have our apologies, and we're glad you bothered to reregister

Also, do I detects the presence of a fellow novel reader?

You are not mistaken. I am indeed a novel 'reader'. I have so far aquired data up to the point:

-heading; 'The wavering of Suzumiya Haruhi'

-subheading; 'the melancholy of Asahina Mikuru'

I have yet to process remainder of data.

[note: As much as it may seem i'm role-playing... I have barely altered my speech patterns]

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I hope my compilation of level 2 datons shall be put to good use.

Erronious data can be restored by your model, correct?

They're using a triaxillating modulation!

Quickly, charge the deflector dish to emit a chromoelectric pulse. That should trigger a particle cascade!

I detect a fault in context.

There is no fault... only Zuul.

Data imcompatible. Error.

No... nooo.... nooooo.... YOU WILL DIE!!!

Data synch with future position possible. I will not die.

You don't know the power of the dark side.

Ryoko wrote:You don't know the power of the dark side.

Heh... this guy thinks he's a Sith!

Welcome to our world.
It is much like your own but not so brightly lit!

We call it... the Dark Side.

A form of localised sealed space?

Or are the lights malfunctioning?

Pandamonium wrote:A form of localised sealed space?

Or are the lights malfunctioning?

A little bit of both. Probably.

It's not impossible.
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I've just accessed data from the Haruhi novel stream. Currently browsing under the heading '7- The Intrigues Of Suzumiya Haruhi' and subheading 'prologue'

I was under the impression that the events of 'prologue' would be played out a little more... but hey. I now have data regarding Kyon's acsent into the ambulance, followed by Haruhi.

I shall examine further.

no i believe thats it is an eddie in the space time continuum.

Eddie? I love that guy!

[Blatant disregard for role-play <3]

Eddie it may be. but I'm not in a position to fix such matters. I'm sure Nagato/Asahina could do such a thing.

just watch out for the couch

That one?

*points at TV displaying The last cricket 'ashes' games*

i think it was a chesterfield? But what out for the Krikket warriors.

Hmm... indeed.

What's your spacecraft powered by?

And... look after your androids.

Welcome

I thank you. Though I should probably return the welcome.

welcome

No addition to the conversation?

Welcome i seem to have not yet welcomed you too here even thought you were created and undertook this before me and we met yesturday but i feel random today.