Project Haruhi

i am a fishy people and like to chek my balloon is wearing pants because hes quite an exhibitionists and likes to abuse my trust with my dad and he also like cats because they could burst him overflowing him with sexual pleasure which makes him happy like a lil fish when he is in his water because he nos hes not drowning and will be safe for a while longer whilst watchin family guy and deciding hes all 6s and 7s like a tea kettle, and enjoys playin tennis in the sunshine while Hitler is having a picnic in a tree staring at his ex wife hanging up clothes naked in the garden because they need to dry and get a bit of air otherwise they will suffocate on there own fibers like when a cow accidentally trips on its own fetish and splooshes his face into the barnyard and exposes a sheeps dirty underware licking game with his farmer friend and shamus ses"oh dear i appear to have dropped my trousers accidentally on purpose into the hair of my dog and he has run off to have a bit of a jog around the garden for some exercise which he doesn't really need cos i think hes fit just the way he is" and the farmer ses rite then i enjoyed having this lil chat about my daily milk float but i seem to have run out of mustard TA TA


Courtesy of my friend Steph, who wrote this cos she a special little person. x3

She sounds special... SPECIAL NEEDS! No offence to Steph or people with learning difficulties... Sounds like the sorta thing a Steph I know would say to be honest.

Just hope she don't turn it in to the school

Dude... you two don't have to be so cruel about it. She was just hyper and this IS a Haruhi forum. You should be ashamed of yourself.

'School', lazy?

She was only 'just' hyper? stand back and enjoy the show when she attains true hyper activity. Pass the red cordial over....

Pandemonium wrote:Dude... you two don't have to be so cruel about it. She was just hyper and this IS a Haruhi forum. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I was joking. She does seem a bit weird though... Mind you, I like hyper girls like that. They're snazzy.

i want no girls

Really? I wouldn't mind a girlfriend. I'm starting to think girls don't like me. Its probably true as well.

Girls are kind of anoying. I like older ones like 20 or something.

Some one had way too much time on their hands. Drugs would do her good, better imaginings.

nah. For example, when i'm drawing, they come and mess up my stuff. When i'm using cpu, they take out the internet thing.
If they can be a bit more mature, thats fine. Or they can just be like Nagato

lazysunside wrote:nah. For example, when i'm drawing, they come and mess up my stuff. When i'm using cpu, they take out the internet thing.
If they can be a bit more mature, thats fine. Or they can just be like Nagato

How stupid are the girls you know? Unless you mean child girls... Rather than what I meant by the whole female gender.

I know a few girls who are not too bright, what do you expect from landers.

they are 17 years old some are even 19... At learst some are nice when they turn 20

lazysunside wrote:Girls are kind of anoying. I like older ones like 20 or something.

Just to point out: On the whole, guys are MUCH more immature than girls. Even at our age, Kai.

being 20 is no different, believe me

I know sme pretty immature 20yr olds. I just generaly dislike guys though, I think. I JUST LIKE CUTE GIRLS ^^;

EDIT: The caps were accidental O.o

sure they were =3

Amazingly... yes. xD

Cute girls like nagato ....yesssss

lazysunside wrote:Cute girls like nagato ....yesssss

im sure they do ^^

Where is Nagato with that ecchi whip? =/

She(or he) is gone to find some more stuff...may be a body pillow, who knows Right? Jessica

Pandemonium wrote:Where is Nagato with that ecchi whip? =/

You have an absolutely bizarre moral threshold. There's nothing recently that is even remotely...

lazysunside wrote:She(or he) is gone to find some more stuff...may be a body pillow, who knows Right? Jessica

... Ahem.
*Wah-psh*

Sorry sorry Nagato

Nagato wrote:You have an absolutely bizarre moral threshold

i dont think its a matter of different moral thresholds...

more like different levels of pervertedness

remember that we are super pervert

Lazysunside... lets see shall we?

*unblocks you on msn*

Example: Nagato... Never said there was; i was just considering where the topic was HEADED.

Jasper is Master pervert and i'm just a junior

No, I'm not teaching you.