This is done in a few forums... so i figured this could be included in the group.
One from just now...
[01:55:19] <Shark> oooooooooooooo! i need to take four passport sized photograhs of myself :/
[01:55:27] <Jasper> good god no
[01:55:38] <Shark> ....why would they need that, and so many of them? <_<
[01:55:38] <Jasper> don't do it!
[01:55:51] <Shark> i need to. it's for my uni accommodation form...
* Looking up Shark user info...
[01:56:07] <Jasper> unlucky
[01:56:33] <Jasper> as if such things didn't cost enough as it is
[01:57:02] <Jasper> hmm
[01:57:46] <Shark> ....why would they need FOUR of them? perverts <_<
[01:57:55] <Jasper> 1 for forms, 1 for more forms 1 for filing and another for heart-shaped frame
[01:58:01] <Jasper> or dartboard
[01:58:13] <Shark> ....really? o_0
[01:58:17] <Jasper> definitely dartboard
Not the best... but tis just to get the ball rolling. I have a LOT saved on notepad and i can search my irc logs ;D
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:42 am
by Shamisen
So long as they stay amusing I have no objections...
However should they become rude, crude or socially unacceptable.
Expect post deletion and topic closer.
That is all...
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:10 am
by Taiga
I'll keep it under control.
From msn... but edited for readability. Some people can be such a killjoy: [Spoiler for length.]
Spoiler:
(17:55) Daniel: hi, who is this?
(17:55) Jasper: Your conscience
(17:55) Jasper: woooOOOOooo
(17:57) Jasper: Jokes lost on you, huh?
(17:58) Daniel: sort of if if I understand you correctly
(17:58) Jasper: *Joke's
(17:59) Jasper: Two ifs? Epic fail.
(17:59) Daniel: so who are you?
(17:59) Jasper: How about you guess?
(17:59) Jasper: Can't be so hard.
(18:00) Daniel: a hint then
(18:00) Jasper: I go by 4 legs in the morning, two legs at midday and 3 at night.
(18:01) Daniel: a human? yeah, I know that
(18:01) Daniel: just tell me who you are
(18:01) Jasper: What makes you so sure?
(18:01) Daniel: cant be that hard
(18:01) Jasper: Ah, killjoy.
(18:02) Jasper: Can't I not tell you? Just for today. You work it out as we talk. If you guess correctly I'll give up.
(18:03) Jasper: Makes life a little more interesting.
(18:04) Jasper: There are so many people on the planet, I want to have a more interesting, unique life than such people.
(18:04) Daniel: true, but I still have no idea
(18:05) Jasper: Well... don't give up hope quite yet.
(18:05) Daniel: some of your trais and what I know you for will be helpful
(18:05) Jasper: I'm not giving out hints at every corner!
(18:05) Jasper: I'm trying to have a little fun here.
(18:07) Daniel: so, what do I know you for?
(18:07) Jasper: Dude... weak.
(18:08) Jasper: Who I am is not imoportant anyway.
(18:08) Jasper: If I was just taking the mick, you'd block me. What'd be the sense in that?
(18:10) Daniel: I wouldnt block you anyway
(18:10) Daniel: not unless you said something utterly dispicable
(18:10) Jasper: Hmm...
(18:11) Jasper: I'm sure I could think of something, but hey.
(18:11) Daniel: Lol!
(18:11) Jasper: Oh hell no.
(18:11) Daniel: are you from school from a start? or even college?
(18:12) Jasper: Dude... I'm not answering such forward questions.
(18:12) Jasper: Talk normally
(18:12) Jasper: Maybe you'll work it out
(18:12) Daniel: I wont in a hurry
(18:12) Daniel: c'mon, just give me a hint
(18:12) Daniel: just a small one
(18:12) Jasper: Well that would be boring.
(18:13) Daniel: nah, dont think so
(18:13) Daniel: I might still not work it out
(18:13) Jasper: Then I'd tell you next time.
(18:14) Daniel: you're not a goth, are you?
(18:14) Jasper: Epic fail.
(18:14) Daniel: i'll take that as a no then
Just to point out... that continued for an entire hour further... him constantly assuming my refusal to comment on details was a no... eventually i got bored and just told him xD
Same guy again. Ones beginning 'Haruhi' are me, obviously. This time we're talking about his rather... questionable... attempts to get my friend (and girlfriend not long after this) to like him. He even bought her an expensive necklace that she was obviously not going to like.
Shamisen... kinda testing the ground here. If it's no good can you please just edit it out?
Spoiler:
(23:36) "Twelve highland: finally! i've got you lost for words!
(23:36) Haruhi-[Humans a: Loss of words and boredom are different things.
(23:38) "Twelve highland: let me guess, your bored?
(23:38) Haruhi-[Humans a: You worked that ALL out on your OWN???
(23:38) "Twelve highland: yep, i'm not thick like you think I am
(23:38) "Twelve highland: if I was thick, then I wouldnt be chasing after...
(23:39) "Twelve highland: well, you know
(23:39) Haruhi-[Humans a: love the pick of words there ;D
(23:39) "Twelve highland: yeah
(23:39) Haruhi-[Humans a: Very elegant way of saying stalking, huh?
(23:40) "Twelve highland: NO! not stalking
(23:40) Haruhi-[Humans a: Haha.
(23:40) "Twelve highland: I call it, getting to know someone
(23:41) Haruhi-[Humans a: Ahuh... down to the very chemical make-up of their hair colour.
On that one i have a rather large notepad file of him getting to points where i can retort rather awesomely. I'll gladly put it on my freewebs account if anyone wants to read it. This is not the best by far. Just... most won't be postable methinks.
u know what? I reckon we have our first candidate for the 'sealed dimension'.
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:36 am
by lazysunside
true i'll give him some flowers
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:44 am
by Joel
Is it just me or is the dude's first sentence somewhat ironic? He who risks spamming up this forum, gains banning maybe?
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:59 am
by Yuuki
Whats he on o_O
retard
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:15 pm
by Shamisen
xsirhc wrote:'wow gold'?
u know what? I reckon we have our first candidate for the 'sealed dimension'.
The reason I have staff is I don't know everything...
Royko wrote:He's actually linking to a gold-selling site, where they sell in-game WoW gold for real-world money. Real money trading is against the EULA of most MMORPGs, WoW included. I think it's clear that this user registered only to promote his gold-selling site, and his posting pattern makes me suspect he's a bot. I say ban him... or, at the very least, remove the WoW link from his sig.
Given that.... They are both getting the boot... banned and deleted...
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:40 am
by Taiga
And people... do so many have to reply to a rediculous post?
Even if this is the spam forum... can we at least stick vaguely on topic? x3
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:34 pm
by Joel
Pandemonium wrote:And people... do so many have to reply to a rediculous post?
Even if this is the spam forum... can we at least stick vaguely on topic? x3
Wouldn't the dude's post be counted as an amusing conversation? I found it funny anyway.
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:39 pm
by Taiga
I didn't see it... I was away for the whole thing. Went to a music festival this weekend gone.
I just made it up on the spot... so glad he got it xD
If you don't get it:
Spoiler:
o/ = guy waving
o¬ = guy shooting himself in the head
Taeka （テーカ） {13 years old and still bewbieless '-'} says:
eu seu un picasono es-a me
シャナ-[ Cheerfully marching out of obscuri ty, into the dream. ]- says:
i'm sorry... i only speak 2 languages... the rest i look at and cry
Taeka （テーカ） {13 years old and still bewbieless '-'} says:
o.o
Taeka （テーカ） {13 years old and still bewbieless '-'} says:
what's the second one?
シャナ-[ Cheerfully marching out of obscuri ty, into the dream. ]- says:
bad english
Conversation between me and another (rather absent) pH member. Based on joke from 'Fifth Element' film.
I'm Shana (or シャナ if you really can't work that out). Gaps in my name are where colour codes are. Lyrics from 'Sheep' by Pink Floyd.
'Wave after wave of demented avengers, cheerfully marching out of obscurity into the dream'
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:32 pm
by Kagami
lol @ that. my heads an encyclopaedia for those kinda quotes. good movie too.
o¬ hehehe. thats a good one for replying to stupid posts
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:13 pm
by Taiga
Just don't leave it at that... or i'll delete yours instead ;D
Re: Amusing conversations dump.
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:43 pm
by Taiga
[02:24:16] Jasper Entwistle says: ^^
[02:33:00] Jasper Entwistle says: ...i want a faerie
[02:33:26] Fiona says: ??
[02:33:37] Jasper Entwistle says: i just want a faerie ;-;
[02:33:43] Fiona says: Why?
[02:33:53] Jasper Entwistle says: because...
[02:34:06] Fiona says: ?
[02:34:24] Jasper Entwistle says: do i really neead a reason to want a faerie? o.o
[02:34:45] Fiona says: Yes..
[02:34:53] Jasper Entwistle says: aww._.
[02:35:11] Jasper Entwistle says: well... it'd be easier to keep than a dragon
