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The excuses game:
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:31 pm
by Taiga
Ok... so the plan here is that I set a... thing... you've done wrong. You need to make up as many excuses as possible to justify doing it.
Only I may change the 'thing' and I may do it whenever I wish.
First off...
'Why haven't you done your homework, young Tiimy?'
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:34 pm
by Taiga
-The dog ate it!
-My mother took me to the zoo and I was doing it on a bench. Then a giraffe stole it from in front of me, and handed it to a monkey, who covered it in an unpleasant substance. It then threw it at a kangaroo who kicked it into the pond! It's true!
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:24 pm
by Kei
--Klingon warriors do not do HOMEWORK! There is no honor in it,
petaQ!
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:48 pm
by Taiga
-It's not my fault Miss... I didn't mean to burn it!
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:33 pm
by Kagami
-"spaceman
spiff cooly draws his death ray blaster..."
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:01 am
by Yuuki
....i was playng portal....well thats true ...>.>....<.<....^^''
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:36 am
by Taiga
OK! New situation. This time you've broken something. You choose what!
-Sorry mum... i didn't see your prized vase there... it should look where it's going!
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 4:02 pm
by Kei
It was like that when I broke it.
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:21 pm
by Shamisen
The ferret did it.... Sneaky little so and so !
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:18 am
by Taiga
-I only pushed her! It was the stairs that did it!
-Sorry molly... I accidentally dropped a brick on your 50 cent CD. I didn't mean to... it just happened to be there where I dropped the brick.
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:17 am
by Yuuki
"Well whats your doll doing under my brick!"
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:34 am
by Taiga
I didn't MEAN to put Ratty in the blender! It just, sort of, jumped out of my hand while i was pulling the stuffing out.
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:54 am
by Yuuki
"i thew it...you dodged..."
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:18 pm
by lazysunside
The cat did it when it chase the mouse, papa.
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:27 pm
by Yuuki
"it only smashed because you walked in and looked straight at it!"
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:57 pm
by lazysunside
You knock it down last night when you were sleep walk, papa.
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:27 pm
by Taiga
lazysunside wrote:You knock it down last night when you were sleep walk, papa.
Maikeru.Y wrote:"it only smashed because you walked in and looked straight at it!"
lazysunside wrote:The cat did it when it chase the mouse, papa.
[these aren't excuses... they're blaming someone else D:]
It was an accident... I didn't know slugs didn't like salt on their chips!
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:17 pm
by Kei
I thought "fragile" was Italian for "unbreakable"!
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:49 pm
by Gothlette
So I guess the whole "bull in a china shop" is not just a metaphor, huh...
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:26 am
by Taiga
What's a medicine ball?
I just thought the dog might may play catch!
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:13 am
by gr4vityhero
I thought a baseball and the glass window were best friends so i threww the baseball so they could hug!
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:43 am
by Taiga
Everyone knows china vases are made of glue, it's not broken!. >_>
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:14 pm
by Shamisen
Now I know a "Complete Order" means somethings missing.
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:13 pm
by KAITO
I ran out of tennis balls, so I had to use your china mug.
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:49 pm
by Yuuki
...*stares........walks away......
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:50 am
by Taiga
Maikeru, that's not really an excuse =_=
I challenge you to make up a good one to get away with me pointing that out. :3
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:59 am
by Yuuki
...*stares at you....stares at broken vase...looks at you...points at cat....walks away......
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:00 pm
by KAITO
Yeah... that was a real "Nagato-ish" excuse.
(Sorry, no excuses currently available. Please try again later.)
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:04 pm
by Shamisen
Sees skid marks leading to impact... Notices yellow paint on back bumper and says "The School Bus did it"....
Re: The excuses game:
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:38 pm
by Kei
It's George Bush's fault.
