Project Haruhi

↑ Is RIGHTFULLY picky as to who he treats like royalty.

← Doesn't need a chance because he is that good

↓ thinks color is subjective

↑ I think EVERYTHING is subjective.
← May become a Twitter princess soon.
↓ Is extremely disturbed by the previous statement.

↑ That's only because I know you're a guy
← actually isn't very disturbed... or surprised
↓ works in their basement lab at night trying to create real cat-girls... as a hobby

↑ is wrong, I live in a flat, and therefore have no basement.

← if I -did- have basement, then yes, of course I would try and create cat girls.

↓ do you have a tissue, so I may wipe the drool from my mouth? ^^

↑ M-mouth... drool... O///O
← Haters gonna hate!

↓ Enhance your calm!

↑ I have no calm enhancers. I ran out
← is extremely freaked out by the 'drool' coincidence...o///o It's almost as if we knew...
↓ *opens briefcase* Wanna buy?

↑ Wanna buy what? O_O
← I wanna buy a figure of Mikoto...
↓ Can't sit through this whole video.

↑ D: Gahh, I tried to watch all of it but...*shudder* You're right.
← is exhausted! Spent the last [at least] six hours writing fan fiction. WHEW!
↓ Hello, little child, and what is your name?

↑ Ritsu desu!
← Atashi wa has-sai desu yo!
↓ Anata wa?

↑ ... O_O;
← Doesn't know much Japanese, save a few small words and wonders if anata wa means you are.
↓ Is going to be kind and help me with my Japanese.

↑ I'm Ritsu!
← I'm eight years old! (CURSE YOU FUKOITIS)
↓ And you?

↑ Ritsu isn't eight years old, I'm sure of it! (make me feel dirty if she was...)
← Je suis dix-huit ans (thats the extent of my french)
↓ oui oui?

↑ Darn! You're older than me. >3< Así que no es justo.
← Estoy diecisiete años, pero mi cumpleaños es en dos meses y dos días. No puedo hablar francés, sólo Inglés y Español. : P
↓ ¿Y tú? ¿Qué idiomas hablas?

↑ 私は日本語と英語を話せます。
← 私は日本語の三年生です。
↓あなたは。

↑ はい
← I seriously hope google translator's right with that... not that it would make sense anyways. Stupid languages I don't know!
↓ it does mean "yes", right?

↑はい it does
← いswはtはっぺねswへnいふぉrげtととっgぇおっfじゃぱねせいnふぃれふぉxぉl
↓^.^

↑B^C
← I have no idea what any of you are saying.
↓ Has some idea

↑ Only the tiniest.
← Doesn't know much japanese at all
↓ does?

↑ A little
← btw, what i said earlier was "And this is what happens when i forget to toggle off japanese on firefox lol"
↓hehe, it's true