{"id":1218,"date":"2009-09-23T21:55:27","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T02:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/?p=1218"},"modified":"2010-07-06T18:35:43","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T23:35:43","slug":"dragon-ball-kai-pancakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/?p=1218","title":{"rendered":"Dragon Ball Kai Pancakes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dragon Ball Kai<\/em> has been all the rage lately, with the show consistently holding the #5 spot in the Japanese TV animation rankings, right behind <em>One Piece<\/em> and several spots ahead of <em>Naruto Shippuden<\/em> (which ranks at #9). With this success, companies are racing to get a variety of tie-in products on store shelves, hoping to capitalize on the craze. Out of all these products, however, one stands out due to it&#8217;s sheer uselessness and, by extension, awesomeness. I am talking, of course, about the Dragonball Kai Mini Frypan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i35.photobucket.com\/albums\/d199\/Darth_Xor\/6dd9a97726fc42131f383dfe18bf408e.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"767\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">No no no! Not <em>that<\/em> Pan!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i35.photobucket.com\/albums\/d199\/Darth_Xor\/11497-620x-dragonball_kai_tobikiri_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"361\" \/>That&#8217;s more like it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;ll let Project Haruhi&#8217;s in-house pitchman, Ghost Billy Mays, tell you why these frypans are so awesome.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Kids! Are you tired of the same boring pancakes, morning after morning? Do you wish your parents would make you something more awesome?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Hi, Ghost Billy Mays here for the Dragon Ball Kai Mini Frypan set!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">With this amazing new product, you can say goodbye to boring breakfasts! Pan A is imprinted with the famous four-star dragon ball, and Pan B with the kanji for &#8220;Turtle&#8221;, as seen on Goku&#8217;s outfit! No more flat flapjacks; with the Dragon Ball Kai Mini Frypans, you&#8217;ll have designer pancakes, right there in your kitchen! Your kids will love it! But that&#8217;s not all&#8230; use it to cook a variety of different foods! Whether it&#8217;s eggs, burgers, beef or cheese, the Dragon Ball Frypans are sure to please! It even comes with a nonstick surface so slick, not even burnt-on cheese will stick! Now that&#8217;s the power of Dragon Ball!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But wait! I&#8217;m not done yet! Call right now, and and I&#8217;ll throw in a free Dragon Ball Necklace! This beautifully handcrafted silver necklace features all seven dragon balls, conveniently shrunk for your comfort and pleasure. It&#8217;s a great anniversary or birthday gift! A $60 value, yours FREE!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i35.photobucket.com\/albums\/d199\/Darth_Xor\/dragon_ball_z_silver_chain_w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211;Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.japanator.com\/pancakes-from-this-dragon-ball-z-fryer-might-not-grant-wishes-11497.phtml\" target=\"_blank\">Japanator<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopncsx.com\/dragonballzsilverchain.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">National Console Support<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragon Ball Kai has been all the rage lately, with the show consistently holding the #5 spot in the Japanese TV animation rankings, right behind One Piece and several spots ahead of Naruto Shippuden (which ranks at #9). With this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/?p=1218\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[464,200,468,470,74,465,471,466,467,469,2193],"class_list":["post-1218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-japanese-culture","tag-dragon-ball-kai","tag-dragonball-kai","tag-frypan","tag-ghost-billy-mays","tag-japanator","tag-naruto-shippuden","tag-national-console-support","tag-one-piece","tag-pan","tag-pancake","tag-ryoko"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}