{"id":12214,"date":"2013-01-31T17:31:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T23:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/?p=12214"},"modified":"2013-01-31T19:55:29","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T01:55:29","slug":"bakacast-ruining-traditional-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/?p=12214","title":{"rendered":"Bakacast – Ruining Traditional Marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Fellow Internet denizens, I have a question: is this what you want?<\/p>\n

Because when you vote for equal rights, this is what you’re gonna get. Our churches will be filled with half-naked megalomaniacs double-marrying another man’s artery, and it will all be your fault. And aside from the moral corruption that will inevitably fill the streets, you’re essentially smacking normal, loving couples in the face. The relationships my video game characters and I have with each other are special and required a lot of long nights studying legal loopholes; and when I think about how immortal proto-vampires can just waltz in and do the same thing, it cheapens the whole ritual for reasons I can’t adequately explain but know must be true because Rush Limbaugh told me so.<\/p>\n

So when you sit down to watch your weekly anime, remember that true love is between a man and his waifu.<\/p>\n

Please email listener questions to bakacast[at]projectharuhi.net or leave them in the comments below.<\/p>\n

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