{"id":4890,"date":"2010-08-18T20:38:29","date_gmt":"2010-08-19T01:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/?p=4890"},"modified":"2010-09-30T19:21:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T00:21:24","slug":"review-highschool-of-the-dead-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.projectharuhi.net\/?p=4890","title":{"rendered":"Review: Highschool of the Dead 7"},"content":{"rendered":"
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lol BOOBIES!!!!!!<\/p><\/div>\n

Let me tell you something about myself that you may not know: I don’t like living in a bubble. I tend to browse other anime forums and blogs, because I like seeing what other critics have to say about the shows I’m watching. Often times I’ll find at least one intelligently-stated point that I didn’t think of, which is always a fun experience for me. However, as I was looking over comments about Highschool of the Dead<\/em>, I noticed that there tends to be a pattern in the backlash toward negative reviews.\u00a0Some fans believe reviewers like me aren’t being fair to the show.<\/p>\n

“Why are you judging it so harshly?” they ask. “It’s not supposed to be deep or meaningful or smart. It’s trying<\/em> to be silly, flashy fun!”<\/p>\n

And you know what? Maybe they have a point. Maybe I’m approaching the show all wrong. I mean, if its goal is to be shallow, pandering, inconsistent and misogynistic, then why should I criticize it for hitting the mark?<\/p>\n

Truly, I have seen the light; and to celebrate my epiphany, I’m making this review an extra-special one. I’ve decided to put as much effort into it as the writers of Highschool of the Dead<\/em> put into their show.<\/p>\n

*ahem*<\/p>\n

It’s stupid, it sucks, and I hate it.<\/strong><\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

What? You want to know why<\/em> I don’t like HotD #7? You think what I wrote is far too brief and vague to be of any use at all as a review?<\/p>\n

Well of course<\/em> my review is shallow, boring and worthless. It’s supposed to be! Since I’ve clearly met my goals perfectly, it wouldn’t be fair to post negative opinions about it.<\/p>\n

Suck it, critics!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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