I've turned into a witch!

[Kei]

Hey, what the hell? Why am I wearing this pointy hat? And where did this levitating broomstick come from? And why do I suddenly know how to use magic?

Holy crap, I've turned into a witch! How... what... I don't understand... what the hell is going on around here?!

[Kagami]

Dammit Jen, get a grip with those skills of yours. Not only did you become a witch but somehow you sent me to the otherworld for 30 minutes! I had to sell my soul to some cat to get back here, but luckily everything seems to be in one piece.

*pats down his body*

*pauses*

Waaaaait a minute...WHAT THE HELL? I'm now...a...girl? And I'm wearing a pointy hat? Grrr who do I zap with my wand for this...

[Kei]

Wow, you turned into a witch too, Kagamin? Maybe there's some sort of magical epidemic going around...

Hmm... I have a sudden urge to turn the next person I see into a pumpkin.

ZAP!



Hey, that was pretty fun... why is the pumpkin on fire?



OH CRAP! EVERYBODY RUN! THE JACK-O-LANTERN IS POSSESSED!

[Gothlette]

It would appear I have fallen victim to this witch transformation as well. I like the red eyes, but did my hair have to become blonde? It is too... cheerful. Ah well, I can always buy hair dye.

In any circumstance, I think I will enjoy being a witch... as long as Ritsu is more careful with her powers.

[Kei]

Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news: I managed to come up with a spell to stop the demon pumpkin. The bad news: in the process, I accidentally created a race of giant killer tomatoes. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[Yuuki]

-starts laughing-
I love being the cause of these things.

[Kei]

It was you? You brought this witch-blight to our peaceful forums?

Maikeru, I have just one thing to say to you!

Spoiler:

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Seriously, being a witch is AWESOME.

[Kei]

Does anybody know an anti-tomato spell? Just asking, not an emergency or anyth...

OH CRAP THEY'RE BACK! RUN!

[Gothlette]

Here is a good anti-tomato spell. I call it the Slap Chop.

[Kei]

Ugh, I hate Vince Offer. He strikes me as such a con-artist. Just look at his evil grin...



I'll take Billy Mays any day.

[Stilts]

Look, I'll admit that my new avatar is visually appealing, but it worries me a little.

I'm too young to be impaled by an absurdly long katana.

[Kei]

You'd better learn some protective magic. I would also look into meteor-deflecting spells.

[Taiga]

Oh... so I'm a witch now, too?

Seems I never had a choice. Not that I mind.

*seals area and plays with fire*

[Shamisen]

Well the spell is strong but not strong enough....

[Kei]

Hmm? It looks like Shami has turned into an animagus!

[lazysunside]

Hm Where am i? I thought i was in another board...

[Kei]

Careful... posting here is liable to transform you into a witch against your will!

[lazysunside]

RUN!!!!!!!Hide behind a brush.

[Kei]

TOO LATE!

Welcome to the... uh... Witch Club.

[lazysunside]

From man to woman....Now i am forever exiled from the Club of Extraordinary Gentleman.

[Kei]

Yes, but you also have magic powers. I'd say you came out on top in the end.

[lazysunside]

I have transformed into the witch of Glenmori

[Yuuki]

nyaaahahahahahahaaa!!

Ritsu is my servant.

Anyone who dares enter this place will be transfigured out of will!

yo ne~~ ~^.^~

[Kei]

Ritsu is my servant.

Anyone who dares enter this place will be transfigured out of will!

*kneels*

As you wish, Mistress.

[lazysunside]

I'm going to create a Realm of Chaos, fitting for us witches.

[Stilts]

I call dibs on being the Witch of Space.

...in hindsight, that reference will make no sense to anyone who doesn't follow MS Paint Adventures.

[KAITO]

There's no rule saying you gotta be a girl to use magic, is there?

[Yuuki]

It could be related to how powerful i am compared to you weak mortals, but as far as i'm aware no, gender doasnt change your potential

[Kei]

Mortal? Whoever said I was mortal?

Wait, mortal means you die, right? I never understood what 'death' is. Perhaps it's a human thing?

[Yuuki]

yes, it took me a while to understand the concept of death, and how it affects humans.