Project Haruhi

Hey, what the hell? Why am I wearing this pointy hat? And where did this levitating broomstick come from? And why do I suddenly know how to use magic?

Holy crap, I've turned into a witch! How... what... I don't understand... what the hell is going on around here?!

Dammit Jen, get a grip with those skills of yours. Not only did you become a witch but somehow you sent me to the otherworld for 30 minutes! I had to sell my soul to some cat to get back here, but luckily everything seems to be in one piece.

*pats down his body*

*pauses*

Waaaaait a minute...WHAT THE HELL? I'm now...a...girl? And I'm wearing a pointy hat? Grrr who do I zap with my wand for this...

Wow, you turned into a witch too, Kagamin? Maybe there's some sort of magical epidemic going around...

Hmm... I have a sudden urge to turn the next person I see into a pumpkin.

ZAP!



Hey, that was pretty fun... why is the pumpkin on fire?



OH CRAP! EVERYBODY RUN! THE JACK-O-LANTERN IS POSSESSED!

It would appear I have fallen victim to this witch transformation as well. I like the red eyes, but did my hair have to become blonde? It is too... cheerful. Ah well, I can always buy hair dye.

In any circumstance, I think I will enjoy being a witch... as long as Ritsu is more careful with her powers.

Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news: I managed to come up with a spell to stop the demon pumpkin. The bad news: in the process, I accidentally created a race of giant killer tomatoes. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

-starts laughing-
I love being the cause of these things.

It was you? You brought this witch-blight to our peaceful forums?

Maikeru, I have just one thing to say to you!

Does anybody know an anti-tomato spell? Just asking, not an emergency or anyth...

OH CRAP THEY'RE BACK! RUN!

Here is a good anti-tomato spell. I call it the Slap Chop.

Ugh, I hate Vince Offer. He strikes me as such a con-artist. Just look at his evil grin...



I'll take Billy Mays any day.

Look, I'll admit that my new avatar is visually appealing, but it worries me a little.

I'm too young to be impaled by an absurdly long katana.

You'd better learn some protective magic. I would also look into meteor-deflecting spells.

Oh... so I'm a witch now, too?

Seems I never had a choice. Not that I mind.

*seals area and plays with fire*

Well the spell is strong but not strong enough....

Hmm? It looks like Shami has turned into an animagus!

Hm Where am i? I thought i was in another board...

Careful... posting here is liable to transform you into a witch against your will!

RUN!!!!!!!Hide behind a brush.

TOO LATE!

Welcome to the... uh... Witch Club.

From man to woman....Now i am forever exiled from the Club of Extraordinary Gentleman.

Yes, but you also have magic powers. I'd say you came out on top in the end.

I have transformed into the witch of Glenmori

nyaaahahahahahahaaa!!

Ritsu is my servant.

Anyone who dares enter this place will be transfigured out of will!

yo ne~~ ~^.^~

Illeina wrote:Ritsu is my servant.

Anyone who dares enter this place will be transfigured out of will!

*kneels*

As you wish, Mistress.

I'm going to create a Realm of Chaos, fitting for us witches.

I call dibs on being the Witch of Space.

...in hindsight, that reference will make no sense to anyone who doesn't follow MS Paint Adventures.

There's no rule saying you gotta be a girl to use magic, is there?

It could be related to how powerful i am compared to you weak mortals, but as far as i'm aware no, gender doasnt change your potential

Mortal? Whoever said I was mortal?

Wait, mortal means you die, right? I never understood what 'death' is. Perhaps it's a human thing?

yes, it took me a while to understand the concept of death, and how it affects humans.