Project Haruhi

Would You Like To Become a Magical Girl?

Inspired by a thread on 4chan.

Hello, otaku. My name is Kyubey! I sense that you have the potential to become a magical girl. Won't you make a contract with me? I'll grant you any one wish. Accept, and you will become a magical girl regardless of your gender or age. You can't wish for more wishes or anything in bad faith like that.

Of course you'll have to fight witches too. How about it, do we have a deal?

Seriously, you won't regret it! If you're willing to take the plunge, tell me your wish in the comments below!

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  • William Judge Pierson

    This is drummer boy 1112. I don’t know if this animation thing is true. Why don’t Project Haruhi come down to my house and see me. I home alone. Evil ha! no Evil can come from a cute animation creature.”Hey Haruhi come come on down to my house. I live on 4400 green cliffs Westlake Dr. Lake Austin Austin Texas. See if your real

  • William Judge Pierson

    And again come on down I would love to see what you can do to my body Haruhi. You are always welcome. Ps meet each other and I can put you on my friend list. If you came now I would really appreciate that. Hey I have a good idea. Tell me something that so there is proof that you real.

  • William Judge Pierson

    Hey is it a he or a she and Dee Doodles what Evil does it have? I mean it would be creepy if I found out that is was at my door right now. But what Evil does that possibly have. It is not like I will get haunt or anything. I just want to meet Haruhi and tell that cute thing my wish.

  • Jirachi

    I wish for a complete spell book full of functional and practical spells for every occasion

  • Kyle

    I wish for the power of talents.

  • Funny Bunny

    Bruh I’m good, just tell me what I’m signing up for and give me water bending powers and the power to never die (except i can age) and heal people from fatal wounds and wounds also the power to know when someone lies and whats really going on saving me from the trouble of investigating

  • Joey Desmuke

    Deal Kyubey, my wish is to have magical powers that can do anything like healing and shape shifting and shooting fire and lots of cool stuff. If I could get that I wouldn’t mind fighting witches for all eternity

  • Jim

    I wish to become a girl.

  • Jim

    My name is Jim , I would love to become a girl.

  • Zac Stickney

    I wish to body swapping with Taylor Alesia and stay young and beautiful

  • Fast_Jack

    Give me the power to protect anyone who deserves protecting from evil. I don’t care if I have to be a girl to do it just give me the power.

  • Alex Taylor

    hi and i wish to be turned into a magical girl

    • Oxy Gass


  • tim

    I wish to become a sexy blonde bimbo.

    • Oxy Gass

      Yo dude how come I see so many profile pics that r exactly the same with different names?

  • Bella Heart

    I wish to be able to help people.

  • Dylan Barone


  • Dylan Barone

    make me a magical girl or else ill get the scp monsters to help me since im the brother

  • Dylan Barone

    now do it fastttttts

  • Hikari Yakano

    I wish that Yokai were real and that I had a Yokai Watch. That is all.

  • Colton Nordwall

    I wish I was a girl

  • Brynn

    Yes I wish that I’ll become an actress. Can I have my soul gem

  • shidoki

    can even I become a magical girl..?

  • Billy Wrights

    I wish for a mr meeseeks box and be a hot female brunette with double e,s and a but the size of a water melon please

  • Ali

    I wish that i could do all different kinds of arts (like digital art, drawing, sculpture, realism, animating, maybe even make up art, painting ect.) and learn how draw body positioning, hair shine, colouring and shading properly. Even though I know I the tragic and dark parts of being a magical girl.

  • Amy Mead

    I wish to shapeshift into anything I want.

  • Tom Obert

    I am willing to become a girl

  • Eve the Goddess

    I wish that I could have powers over technology, electricity, and love.
    Gimme da soul gem Kyubey

  • Nasuko Miyu

    i wish to become a beautiful magical girl~please

  • jimmie

    can you make me into a girl

  • Jack

    I wish to be a girl who will be able to fight any foe through brute strength and intelligence. And she must be so beautiful that she can seduce any foe.

  • Quinn Fletcher

    I wish to be able to make people do what I say, but they think its their idea

  • AntiJenna Chan

    okay,my wish is to have blue eyes I wanna be like sailor moon ^.^ ill be loyal and ill try my hardest as a magical girl and ill fight for justice

  • KevinToSSBBW

    I wish to become a female 570 pound SSBBW who is healthy but have a lifestyle and job that allow me to eat and get as fat as I want. I also want the ability to control my weight and make fattening food appear out of nowhere.

  • Alexa Carson

    If this is real, then I’ll make a deal.