Project Haruhi

Would You Like To Become a Magical Girl?

Inspired by a thread on 4chan.

Hello, otaku. My name is Kyubey! I sense that you have the potential to become a magical girl. Won't you make a contract with me? I'll grant you any one wish. Accept, and you will become a magical girl regardless of your gender or age. You can't wish for more wishes or anything in bad faith like that.

Of course you'll have to fight witches too. How about it, do we have a deal?

Seriously, you won't regret it! If you're willing to take the plunge, tell me your wish in the comments below!

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  • Joby

    Make the change happen instantly, and my power will be biological manipulation… I.e. I can mix and body parts such as claws or wings, stuff like that! Only valid if you can make the change instant and dont change my age, im 16

    • Joby

      Oh well worth a shot right, i honestly dont even care if im magical, i just wish something would change in my life

  • Cole Bryner

    I will wish to become better looking

  • Lewis Mooney

    So we’re clear, I /can’t/ wish for infinite wishes?

  • Devin

    i wish that i look cute as a girl

  • MoonQueenSerena

    I wish

  • Timk7298

    Yes my wish is to be lucky

  • skatertrees1

    I wish to turn my male body into a female body I want to be a female plz turn me into one

  • Logan Mitchell

    K what do you want for my wish

  • Logan Mitchell

    I well acepet youre contract i wish to be a shapeshifter

  • Logan Mitchell

    I wish to be a shapeshifter

  • Logan Mitchell

    I accept youre contract only if you turn me into a magical girl and a shapeshifter

  • Logan Mitchell

    By tonight

  • Fedora_Wearer24

    Any miracle?

  • FedoraMaster64

    I do not care what any one says at all I accept your contract with no regrets I have thoroughly read it and do think it is reasonable

  • FedoraMaster64

    All I wish is to become a girl but to keep my previous memory but become an expert at hand to hand combat

  • Ezy_Izy

    I wish I could grant my own wishes. No matter how impossible they are, and there will not be a negative out come.

  • Anomynous

    I wish to become a girl

  • Harris

    I’m 22 year old Indian boy, I wish you make beautiful Indian girl please

  • Lindsay

    I wish that my for an over all body cure where Illnesses get cured including: My gastric disorder, physical illnesses, mood. mental imbalances, including the impressions the mental trauma I’ve received over my life, the trauma + chemical change from those psychedelics that made my body this way, but also this wish also includes ones that I am unaware of even if its the lost cells from my overdoses, drugs and alcohol. Hoping the end results in me being very healthy, very strong mentally and physically. Hopefully the depression will now lift and happiness is a side effect.

    • Linnifred

      I’m a perfect candidate, I want my death to be meaningful. As it stands it will be glorious. Isn’t that right Kyubey? Our intentions will work well together.

  • Hello

    I wish that nobody has any memory of me being a boy and I could turn into a wolf whenever I want

  • Sarah Sh

    I want to be a girl forever, how can I become a real girl?

  • Kamiyu

    I wish to be the more powerful magical girl in the universe!

  • Hunter

    Ill go for it, as long as I gave some awesome battle music

  • Hunter


  • Funny bunny

    I wish I could grant wishes just like you kyubey!

  • Funny bunny

    No negative out come! MY offer end at 7:00

  • sierra tsuki

    fishy but ill bite. I want to be a neko

  • Blackhammer03

    I wish for a red lambhorgini

  • Vanessa

    I wish to be free from my pain