Project Haruhi

Would You Like To Become a Magical Girl?

Inspired by a thread on 4chan.

Hello, otaku. My name is Kyubey! I sense that you have the potential to become a magical girl. Won't you make a contract with me? I'll grant you any one wish. Accept, and you will become a magical girl regardless of your gender or age. You can't wish for more wishes or anything in bad faith like that.

Of course you'll have to fight witches too. How about it, do we have a deal?

Seriously, you won't regret it! If you're willing to take the plunge, tell me your wish in the comments below!

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  • Elleni

    I wish to be smart in school

  • Elleni

    I wish to be popular

  • Ellen

    I wish to be popular at school

  • Kade garrett

    I wish I had the power to shapeshift into anyone I wanted and back at will

  • (•_•)

    2 things, does being a magical girl physically make you a little girl?
    And do you have to do anything in return?
    also my wish is to have the abbilities that pride has in full metal alchemist brotherhood, (controlling shadows, all wounds heal instantly so nearly impossible to kill, and no aging) but instead of a being a small boy, being a small girl version of myself

  • Vali

    I wish to be a sexy girl

  • kai

    I wish to have ice and water powers and to be a girl

  • disqus_fhFN0RrK53

    Okay i accept… So i wish i could talk to animals so i could help them.

  • Starry Sapphire

    I wanna be able to fly.

  • Starry Sapphire

    and I wanna be a good witch to able to grant wish make a wand and stuff, and for you I will be a magical girl,

  • Starry Sapphire

    did anybodys wishes come true!?

  • Sprocket

    Alright, I wish to not have to defeat the witches to get it

  • Nikola Kuveljic

    I want armor of Doctor Doom that fits me perfectly

  • Jeremy

    I want to be a girl and make the world believe that I’m a girl and make me have girl clothes

  • Izabel the Artist witch

    I wish you and the other incubators would go die in the corner with all the witches in the world. (myself included! lol.)

    • Elsa Maria the Shadow Witch

      You are all evil. Without you’re existence I could have been a normal person! (though most likely a dead person…)

  • Ash

    To win 5000 dollars from cash for life

  • Ashanti The Pretty Soldier

    Ok ok we have a deal. Now I wish I can go to a world that I always dreamed of so I can fight evil there too.

  • Mayra Almanza

    Hello may I become a magical girl plz! =}

  • micheal

    i wish to be a complete blond haired girl with a talent for singing in every way, shape, and form

  • KeyBoardGAMING

    Kyubey I wish I was a girl who can grant wishes like you

  • Ashley Johnson

    I wish I will be the richest girl in the world! (Richer than Donald Trump…:P)

  • Ashley Johnson

    I wish that all illnesses can be cured…FOREVER!

  • nisatheotaku

    I wish that whatever I wanted would appear at my command

  • Homie

    I wish turn into a beautiful girl named Wysse with black hair, a slim figure, a smooth voice, amber eyes and orange/red highlights like a flame with the power to control fire.

  • Denice Hatfield

    I wish to become a white witch.

  • Felix Liu

    I hope to have the power to create and change fate

  • Matthew Fredericks

    I wish i was born a girl

  • matthew

    I wash I wasn’t a boy

  • wise phoenix

    Meh I guess I can take a crack at this. I want to have wings that I can have appear when I please black as the night and 5 ft long.

  • Kawaii Moon

    Ok here I go. Kyubey the incubator I wish for one thing that will change life and maybe your plans I wish for no more sadness or depression in this world. So grant my wish and i will forever fight my side of the bargain.

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  • Autumn

    I wish that I can have all the manga in the world and become the ultimate Otaku