Dragon Ball Kai has been all the rage lately, with the show consistently holding the #5 spot in the Japanese TV animation rankings, right behind One Piece and several spots ahead of Naruto Shippuden (which ranks at #9). With this success, companies are racing to get a variety of tie-in products on store shelves, hoping to capitalize on the craze. Out of all these products, however, one stands out due to it’s sheer uselessness and, by extension, awesomeness. I am talking, of course, about the Dragonball Kai Mini Frypan.

No no no! Not that Pan!

That’s more like it.

I’ll let Project Haruhi’s in-house pitchman, Ghost Billy Mays, tell you why these frypans are so awesome.

Kids! Are you tired of the same boring pancakes, morning after morning? Do you wish your parents would make you something more awesome?

Hi, Ghost Billy Mays here for the Dragon Ball Kai Mini Frypan set!

With this amazing new product, you can say goodbye to boring breakfasts! Pan A is imprinted with the famous four-star dragon ball, and Pan B with the kanji for “Turtle”, as seen on Goku’s outfit! No more flat flapjacks; with the Dragon Ball Kai Mini Frypans, you’ll have designer pancakes, right there in your kitchen! Your kids will love it! But that’s not all… use it to cook a variety of different foods! Whether it’s eggs, burgers, beef or cheese, the Dragon Ball Frypans are sure to please! It even comes with a nonstick surface so slick, not even burnt-on cheese will stick! Now that’s the power of Dragon Ball!

But wait! I’m not done yet! Call right now, and and I’ll throw in a free Dragon Ball Necklace! This beautifully handcrafted silver necklace features all seven dragon balls, conveniently shrunk for your comfort and pleasure. It’s a great anniversary or birthday gift! A $60 value, yours FREE!

–Via Japanator and National Console Support